Little Japan in a joke (which is the Chinese people gave me turn !)

1, the words of a Japanese tourist in China ... in Aberdeen, when taking a taxi to go back ... they will have a car than a taxi ... the Japanese met ... Aberdeen, said: Oh ... Oh, Fuck! how so expensive? ... the black car? ... ri ~ ~ ~ ~ finally resolved, he proudly walked out humming the songs, they found a crowd of people looked at him surprised. Then he discovered that his panic room into the female toilets. away. The crowd behind the frowning face in disgust muttering: Ten years later, he speaks not only Mandarin, but also speak Cantonese and Hakka, and the little devils have no accent. One day he went to a small fishing port of Tianjin to travel and see the old man, a shrimp. He whim, confidently say hello in Mandarin to the old man: My Chinese has improved to such an extent, the survey said consummate ... ah ... . seventeen hundred and eighty shrimp! old man, I see you never guess where I am, do not you!! with the pronunciation of standard Mandarin is still the old man asked: br> 4, one day, there is a devil to work in China to the country hunting ducks. When he finally shines a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard. Devils climb over the fence to pick up prey. However, all the farmer shook shotgun witness said loudly: : After a while the devils said: First, I kick your ass. and then you play another of my ass kicked at each other like this until one to give up. win to get a duck. But the farmer asked his first play to display the fair. Sixty years ago, was thinking for the revenge killing of the villagers, but his heart more clearly, it can not kill the devils. Then, the Chinese farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is kick ass according to devils. Deep sorrow the Devils fell to the ground moaning, crying, rolling on the floor. A full ten minutes, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth hoarse, said: . The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: Then Banban see blood ... ... so after that, the United States left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this, asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: a test of marksmanship. a plane ride with a top American and a German, a Chinese, a Japanese plane flew half of a sudden out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their individual heroism Spirit went to the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and all!! and then jump off! aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! So the Germans to stand up, walk the aircraft hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! followed suit and jumped down! aircraft continued to fly ..... and then the captain announced: No, or heavy, and must be re- jump one! Chinese people will see the Japanese one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to hang the hand of the Chinese people: the Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese go! ! You read the porphyrin porphyrin turn to do with the Chinese