Monday, 30 October 2 clear
day today, not out of the sun, really bad, my father bought two goldfish, one raised to drown in a vat, I am very sad.
Comments: I am sad that I live so much, in February had never met than one on the 30th too! Have never seen no sun sunny, but not seen a drowning goldfish.
1. Title: The side of the side ... ... ... ...
children to write: his clothes off one side, while pants.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to take off or wear ah?
2. Title: One
children to write: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
3. Title:
children write after another: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
4. Title: sad
children write: ditch section in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad.
5. Topic: Another ... ... and ... ...
children to write: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
teacher comments; your mother is a deformation of magic it?
6. Topic: Look
children to write: What you looking at! Ah
never seen the teacher comments: not seen
7. Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Teacher comments: Do not look too much drama!
8. Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
Teacher comments: Some things can not eat.
9. Title: The innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Teacher comments: You're naive.
10. Title: indeed
children wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit, and turbid water.
Teacher comments: is the word
11. Title: The first ... ... further ... ..., example: eat first, then ablution.
children write: Sir, good-bye!
Teacher comments: Imagination is more than the wisdom of the earth.
12. Topic: What is
children to write: a train passing Furthermore Moreover What is the status of
Moreover Moreover, the teacher comments: I have to die
13. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak:
14. monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's
15. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: heard the man fall to answer:
16. a stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: damn clean, Cawan also blow
17. the plane, the crow on the flight attendants said: , along with the crows and pigs come from the plane dropped. crow with a smile on pig said:
18. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the princess an apple on his head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said:
19. a person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
20. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
on grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who
the sun: I'm at, ah, you are right
grass grass : TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I shall ah
; grass: I grass. Sun's mother grabbed
Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass your mother right?
21. male and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? Step on a lemon?
22. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
said to be the tiger . .
23. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare fuck with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
24. girlfriend texted me: to:
25. a male teacher angrily to sleep on a school girl said: I am tired to death in the above, you are motionless in the following! Not with it when even the point of no response, not what the future if the stomach can not blame the teacher! The results of the class fainted
26. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
; ... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who
; door: for gas
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