100 joke, the more back the more cold (can be a text message ... oh ...)

 100 joke, the more back the more cold (can be a text message Oh hh) like 2008-03-24 18:09
1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
Then this man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, tips left in front of road signs He was not sure, ask the examiner:
down, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long, like onions, I walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Penguin. feel so cold then? asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher of Beethoven playing a song music
Xiaohua Xiao Ming asked: > Xiao-hua: : question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: one day One mother sat half-way car h
mother does not know the way the h.
hit the driver with a stick butt mother said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs ; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg, careful not to fall on the road, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard people, the result is the atomic bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, the results become a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result become a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder : Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I To put the radius of the jackpot 50 years to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather is very hot , Mr. Banana took off her clothes, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, there the point of comfort, saying: hit the ball a long time. He said: tired ah, I think I have softened the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a twist three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only study hard and be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: not my chief was soon put h removal from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart big things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: even after the burst into tears, ML, do not bathe his girlfriend said no, washable cold weather promised brush the teeth is ah ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, throw a hundred element to him.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: want to live, feeling cheated! is a mute. Blame!!!
two people have a great chance of bird flu mm1. learn how smoking?
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C : Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. so great approached politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: ; outside inch of the old, which are all new! top of the screen there is something similar to press the scroll bar above the text passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? did not see!
Sister: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I stepped on a dog that is really blind feces will marry you.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is cooked eggs, D rotten eggs of course friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36 : Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, why not leave him on the sand footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your man friend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs Ah .. h.
saw the woman said quickly raised his head with rage addict eyes
of police said this is hate
Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
to hear the little beauty behind him shouted:
differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla replied: fat.
jumping from high buildings ...
turned into a .......< br> dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it cross the road a bit when hit by a car, shouting: 20 years to get to. One day, stay at home, especially bored penguins, polar bears ready to go play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years , but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins out again to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh knock on the door said: Q: two days, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, Also sadly gone. On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, hundred small bread!! down a bean, what the results it becomes , Oh, you stupid! hospital, the doctor said: > 49: the plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said: ! listened and put themselves one by one to pull the hair down, turned to penguin said: A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, too for a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: one day, br> There is only gonna run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
She announced: the.
teacher: what? Ming: Xiao Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l you Mimi how long in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read Compassion
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.
59: A little boy came home from school a glimpse from the window A woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest I shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy home to bed mad rubbing chest I cried my bike to a bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
happen one day, that piece of corn the fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61 : that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet are dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is the body after death cold?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a lost a leg in a car accident,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small a car accident and lost his next one legs,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I'm so B.
and then go out and play a C read A, B put onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit is a long pull shit
first article.
s Second, the only ball.
third is actually a triangle.
ask it: I Yong Shounie's.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
to buy instant noodles When
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: ;
68: Xiao Ming home, next door to the dog suddenly ran out of bite him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: fight also depends on the dog owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, you used my pencil do?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are 17 recognized its useless person
70: ant fell from the Himalayan mountains is how to die after?
answer: starvation. because it floats down to too light a long time ~ h
80: Why is the dog getting smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhuopaozhao.
Therefore, it becomes a .
only the third horse is white. It is to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it continuous to be a car to run over several units, making him a good few black stripes appear .
result, it becomes .
But then, the horses eat or escape the fate, all was as into the > Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said: Marseille lesson
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83 : a personal one day meet God
God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine life, that you please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, and 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks,
results of a train in the past,
the man was dead.
Why is this?
because it sets the train of 10 cars section.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have a potential homosexual tendencies !! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to go hunting in the woods and a slip of the day did not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l do not you let me rest, like tired ah I die!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you have do not know ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on tomato tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white cat and a black cat white cat
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cat fell into the water to save up
it white on black cat said something
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A: have to eat shit?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: ? However, do not you think more and more hot What boat? enemy fire that rocket hh a chance to eat into the bottom.
this manager explained: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scare the monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94 : patients fled the hospital in order to prevent peripheral 100, the two still want to escape from the hospital psychiatric patients.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 under the wall,
br> two continue to turn outward,
to 99 under the wall,
Power to have been! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is 96: Small & R: Dad, why do we have a hump?
Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long The wool?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we need a thick hoof it? < br> Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen in the incubation eggs, have an egg from its ass drilled out
hen: DU Zi Teng to her home after,
pen she wrote on the wall film r l word,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: one morning, take a serious known Executive Q Morning of a soldier: ; cold!